OMG... its Jen

After Anesthesia

omgitsjen — Wed, 30 May 2012 13:25:26 +0000

Kid coming to after surgery. He’s apparently from Pittsburgh!!

My people!

Homeless Guy Eats Other Guy’s Face in Miami!

omgitsjen — Wed, 30 May 2012 02:19:59 +0000

In case you missed it or otherwise live under a rock, the zombie apocalypse is upon us. Stock up on Twinkies now.

This video has been everywhere today so I figured I’d post it too. Unreal story.

Our Memorial Day

omgitsjen — Tue, 29 May 2012 04:20:53 +0000

I’m now beet red.

Even with SPF 60, I didn’t stand a chance.

We had a great time boating on the Allegheny River today with Brad’s family. I came home and passed out then woke up feeling like I was on fire. My legs are all blotchy since the sunblock picked where it was going to work and where it wasn’t, my back is a mess but somehow my face and shoulders lived to tell the tale.

Its like a reverse sunburn!!??

Now I have to go to work tomorrow. ( All I want is a hot dog!

sometimes fantasy is my reality

omgitsjen — Mon, 28 May 2012 02:03:27 +0000

I just happened to stumble upon this tonight. Loved it and wanted to share.

A bientot et jouir!!!

sometimes fantasy is my reality.

Happy Memorial Day

omgitsjen — Mon, 28 May 2012 01:10:25 +0000

Love,

Monty.

Caption This Picture

omgitsjen — Sun, 27 May 2012 02:20:18 +0000

Texts with my Mom

omgitsjen — Fri, 25 May 2012 22:01:32 +0000

Her: we caught the mouse.

Me: what mouse?

Her: I thought I told you. Sitting downstairs few night ago…watching tv, minding my own business…and there he was…happy lil guy. Lol

Me: AND NOW HE’S DEAD. HE WENT FROM HAPPY TO DEAD BECAUSE YOU BAITED HIM IN WITH PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!

Her: Yes but it was a nice mouse trap.

More pictures from #bpk2012 ;)

omgitsjen — Sun, 20 May 2012 19:03:21 +0000

Brandon’s Fundraiser

omgitsjen — Sun, 20 May 2012 16:35:19 +0000

Check my twitter feed or hashtag #bpk2012 for updates on my cousin Brandon’s memorial scholarship fundraiser today!!! Pictures, news, food and fun. Join us at Sugar Camp in Monreville today!!! Cornhole and LRC tourney sign ups are starting now!! Food at 2pm, live music too!

http://bit.ly/MxlAH1/

Great Moments in Cohabited History, vol 12: Weirdo Movie Trailer Edition

omgitsjen — Mon, 14 May 2012 03:20:58 +0000

My boyfriend and I live together. Here’s an insider’s look into our relationship.

We’re in bed watching movie trailers on Hulu.com. A video of Area 407‘s trailer comes on…

Him: I can’t believe this… how many more times are they going to regurgitate this crap? It’s the same movie script over and over.

Me: This is the sort of uncreative things that we have to live with now that the technologically advanced generation is going to be taking over. It’s either the same movie done 100 different ways or remakes of Goonies. Pretty soon they’re going to redo Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and it’ll be horrible and I’ll have to kill everyone.

Him: Mmm… I guess.

Pause

Me: I think they should have named it Area 409 and made it a giant spray bottle going after everyone.